Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Guys Are Like.....
- Laxatives; they irritate the crap out of you.
- Bananas; the older they get, the less firm they are.
- Weather; nothing can be done to change them.
- Blenders; you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
- Choco. bars; sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
- Commercials; you can't believe a word they say.
- Department stores; their clothes are always 1/2 off.
- Govern. bonds; they take so long to mature.
- Mascara; they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Popcorn; they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Snowstorms; you never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
- Lava lamps; fun to look at, but not very bright.
12:59 AM
